Slurp! - Rizzle Kicks

Ooo, take it and then frame the picture

Ooo, making sure you don’t delay

Ooo, I don’t wanna see the future

But if we’re not careful we won’t see better days

Hi

My name’s Jordan I hate Piers Morgan

Mates with James Cordon

I rate Graham Norton

Love the bass more than a lot of small-talking

Too much swiping and not enough walking

I love animals a lot more than humans

Or when an owner names their dog like Susan

Yo for real I hate zoos though

You try and cage me and bruv you’ll get Muay Thai judo

Catch me watching Mean Girls

Wearing a t-shirt saying fuck sea world

Looking through the glass at the happy scene

Plus I get stared through the window of a Maccy D’s

Been real since I remember mate

All the other dudes fake like Kylie Jenner’s face

If I’m ever in a place where I can celebrate

Then I’d do it with glass of ice and lemonade

Yeah

First ice and water then

Sweeten the taste

Make sure it’s cold enough

For goodness sake

That sunshine yellow

Can freshen up your day

So when life gives you lemons you should

Make lemonade

(Let's go yo)

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp

I said life would be better with a few less Trumps

A few less Hopkins'

A few less chumps

A lot less junk and a lot more honesty

A lot less of Michael Owen doing commentary

Back when Ludicrous was still dropping skill

Less Iggy Azalea more Lauren Hill

More depth and a lot less Dapper Laughs

Sold light, steppe and storms getting in the charts

More Corbyn a lot less Johnson

Fuck the Tory’s yo it’s posh nonsense

I will not be governed by a bunch of crooks

Just give it to the rich and you’re robbing Hoods

Less Stacy Dash more Boyega

There’s light an the end of the saber

If you’re looking through life for a saviour

Make sure you got a little sugar for your neighbour

First ice and water then

Sweeten the taste

Make sure it’s cold enough

For goodness sake

That sunshine yellow

Can freshen up your day

So when life gives you lemons you should

Make lemonade

(Let's go yo)

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp