The World According To Chris [Reprise] - Riverdale Cast, Camila Mendes

Guess what, ever since the world began

Same plot, everyone’s been dumping on their fellow man

Pounding people they feel better than

I hope you’re taking notes cause

You feel everyone deserves a shot

Get real, some of us have got it, girl

And some got squat

That’s the truth, oh honey, like it or not

I hate to break it to you

My daddy taught me you get nowhere being nice

So now I’m sharing his advice:

The world according to Chris is

Better to strike then get struck

Better to screw then get screwed

You’d probably think it’s bizarre

And that’s the way things are

But that doesn’t mean it has to be that way!

What does it cost to be kind?

Ew, what have you done with my best friend?

My daddy taught me who’s on top and who’s below

And now it’s time I let you know

The world according to Chris is

Better to punch than get punched

Better to burn than get burned

Learn that and you’re gonna go far

Cause that’s the way things are

Ha-na na na na na na na na

Ha-na na na na na na na

Ha-na na na na na na na na

Ha-na na na na na na na

Let’s party, people!

The world according to Chris

The world according to Chris

The world according to Chris

The world according to Chris