Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town - Relient K

'Twas the night before Christmas

And up at the North Pole

Everybody’s going crazy

Everything’s out of control

The toy shop is on fire

The toys melting on the shelves

And you can hear Mrs. Claus screaming

«I warned you never trust those elves»

Unless something drastic happens fast

Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past

Because Rudolph’s puking boughs of holly

And old Saint Nick ain’t all that jolly

And the sleigh’s in the shop

'Cause it’s broken down but Christmas won’t stop

'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Very much to his disliking

Santa spent all night hitch-hiking

With a sign that reads, 'Ho ho slow down'

Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Every car just drove right past him

And sped right out of sight

Santa never got to ask them

To drive around the world in just one night

So Kris Kringle started walking

Through the snow without his sleigh

Shed a tear for every stocking

That would be empty Christmas day

Unless something drastic happens fast

Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past

Because Rudolph’s puking boughs of holly

And old Saint Nick ain’t all that jolly

And the sleigh’s in the shop

'Cause it’s broken down but Christmas won’t stop

'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Very much to his disliking

Santa spent all night hitch-hiking

With a sign that reads, 'Ho ho slow down'

Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Santa Claus is thumbing to town