Crazy Girl - Rehab

She’s got views and she’s got opinions

She went to school and she handles her business

When she gets to tripping when she gets to bugging

Ain’t no man gonna tell her nothing

It’s her way or the highway right or wrong

If she holds back it’s not for long

Simply will not tolerate ignorance

Quick to leave the party if she’s not feeling it

So I… just try… to make her laugh

And she just sits there staring at a crooked window

Tears in her eyes with a glass of Kendall

Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon

And it don’t matter what I think

She won’t change for nobody

Says I don’t listen when she yada yada yada

Crazy girl crazy girl

She says I’m outta my mind

And she’s my crazy girl

She likes to watch TV in the dark

Whether the car or the grocery cart

She’s gotta drive because she’s got issues

Corrects my speech whenever I misuse

A word or get my verb tense screwed up

Three times a week I pick Mexican food up

Cheese dip fixes everything

I’m just a court jester and she’s my queen

So I just try to make her laugh

And she just sits there staring at a crooked window

Tears in her eyes with a glass of Kendall

Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon

And it don’t matter what I think

She won’t change for nobody

Says I don’t listen when she yada yada yada

Crazy girl crazy girl

She says I’m outta my mind

And she’s my crazy girl

I try to tell everything is gonna be alright

She says I’m really really sorry that I’m so uptight

I tell her don’t apologize that just the way you are

Some folks think about things too hard

I’m like yo looka here listen truth be known

It’s quite possible I have faults of my own

Don’t know of any yet but I’m sure there’s some

You probably can’t tell but I bet there’s one

And I think… that she just might… crack a smile

And she just sits there staring at a crooked window

Tears in her eyes with a glass of Kendall

Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon

And it don’t matter what I think

She won’t change for nobody

Says I don’t listen when she yada yada yada

Crazy girl crazy girl

She says I’m outta my mind

And she’s my crazy girl