I Will Lick Your Arsehole - Regurgitator

I’m like Mr. Clifford Richard, I’m wired for sound

And when I get myself a mic you won’t want to be around

I’m off like a note on care in Karen’s Day Tripper

I’m faking all my lines like that dolphin called flipper

Send chills down your spine like the strings in Billy Jean

I’m so far underground that I’m a one person scene

I’m overly thorough just like David Attenborough

When he’s Whisperin’in the jungle

Like they’re working undercover

Evidence irrefutable

I’m squarer than a cubicle

I hug the straight and narrow

Like a Julie Arrows musical

I derail and fail with abstract verse I fail to curtail

The rhythmical measures and pleasurable endeavours never sail

I’m lacking in ambition

Simply no predisposition

And when I hit the stage I lose all composition

I never liked it loud coz crowded places scare me I dig the rock roll as much as Peter Paul and Mary

.Arsehole

I will lick your

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I will lick your

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I’m the host with the most uber Guy Smiley

I got the special effects like the BBC man

I got the flow like malmsteen got chops

It seems that I’m so bad

They’ll get L.L. to call the cops

Beats him so hard

They be bustin up your spleen

And I got more rhymes than Dern’s hair got sheen

I put flash in the dance just like Irene cara

And I got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara

I’m the Asisiatic Australasiatic

Instamatic rhythm box static addict

I got the juice and all else got pith

And I’m tough under pressure just like Sarah Jane Smith

.Arsehole

I will lick your

Arsehole

I will lick your

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I will lick your…

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I will lick your

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I will lick your

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