Humans - Reggie Watts

Yeah everything say today is like you would have seen in a story

When you heard the sounds of a fluttering you know that you’re in for some glory

When the sun sets and the clouds they dissipate

And the rain it goes away it goes away it goes away it goes away it goes

Wash over all of you, make you feel like you’re brand new, yes

Lack of little temperature is a static above natural hue

So when it always feels like you’re extra moist, more than you usually are,

it’s ok

You’re warm at least, and the breeze that washes over you, and you feel like

there’s a release

Of, yeah yeah yeah

When I do anything that makes me not feel

And I feel anyone feels so liberated

'Cause when I put one step, I take another step

I do another step

Sometimes the distance varies, 'cause I’m adjusting to the terrain

And if I’m supersticious I don’t want to step on no cracks

And if there’s a rock in the way, I’ll move out of the way

My brain can function on many different planes

And so can all of yours, that’s how we function in the world but sometimes we

fuck up and we’re looking at a girl and we run into a sign and it gives us a

concussion and we wake up in another location later yeah

That is human yes

When I take some chocolate

Fucking it in my pants and

And go for a bike ride and I’m reaching for my passport

I get a gooey sensation and I remember what I put in there

And I feel like an idiot because I don’t remember how chocolate works works

I’m a chocolate idiot

I’m a chocolate dum-dum

I’m a chocolate idiot yeah

I’m a ch-ch-chocol-at-at-at idiot yeah

Down from the skies the I love

War like water flows

Gaia is calling from all around us

Woah woah

Don’t worry people, if we fuck up too bad as a human race nature’s just going

to kill us all

It’s alright, it’s just going to suck for us, not for the Earth yes

It’s been around for billions of years, we don’t even matter to it

We got a choice

We got a choice

You got to know how it functions

You see a comparision between two different paths or sometimes more than one

and then you choose one that’s a choice yeah yeah

Make a choice make a choice not bad

Everything’s not bad

Make a choice make a choice today

Make a choice make a choice today

Make a choice make a choice today

Yeah yeah come on

Yeah you feeling me?

C’mon yes,

Rainbow raindeer prancing down the mountain yes

With little prancing feet it’s prancing time yeah

With antlers, antler, lots of antlers, attacking other antlers, fighting for

supremacy

Oh yeah oh yeah

We’ve got lots of drones in the air yeah

Lots of big remote control deadly warriors in the sky

That’s no different from the antlers between you and I yeah yeah

Humans they’re really good at tools yeah

They’re really really really good at tools yeah

And making all kinds of tools some good some for destructive purpose and stuff

that’s ok 'cause we have a fascination with decomposition and deconstruction

yeah

I liked to blow shit up when I was a little boy,

Blow shit up when I was a little boy

It’s in our nature

To see how things destroy in a beautiful way

We want to fight for our right to destroy one another

We’ve got to fight for our right to destroy one another

Destroy one another yeah

The Italians designed weapons like this

The French designed weapons like this

The United States works conjointly with other nations to develop weapons like

this

They exploit them all over the world and people say this

Everything is really cool and stuff inside the bliss

The black market they’re all scurged with lots of people who toys that they can

see and the toys are really cool but then they forget that the toys have

consequences and they actually kill people and then they go 'oh my God what the

fuck did I do', but then they become numb to it and they just kind of look at

people just as objects and they don’t consider the impact nor nature of what

they’re doing to one another yeah

'Cause you’ve got to fight

You’ve got to fight

You’ve got to fight yes

You’ve got to fight haha

You’ve got to fight to take somebody out,

Tonight.

Thanks guys, thanks guys, thank you.