Beer (Best Of) - Reel Big Fish

She called me late last night

To say she loved me so

It don’t matter anymore

See she never cared

And she never will

I do all I can

I guess I’ll just have to wait til then

If I get drunk

Well I’ll pass out on the floor baby

You won’t bother me no more

If you’re drinkin'

Well you know you’re my friend

And I say I think I’ll have myself a beer

I think I’ll have myself a beer

She called me late last night

To say she loved me so

I guess you changed your mind

Well I should’ve known

It wouldn’t be alright

Cause I can’t live without her

So I won’t even try

If I get drunk

Well I’ll pass out on the floor baby

You won’t bother me no more

If you’re drinkin'

Well you know you’re my friend

And I say I think I’ll have myself a beer

I think I’ll have myself a beer

Maybe someday I’ll think of what to say

Maybe next time I’ll remember what to do

She looks like heaven

Maybe this is hell

She said she’d do it all again

She promised not to tell

If I get drunk

Well I’ll pass out on the floor baby

You won’t bother me no more

She said it’s okay Cory

Cause you know we’ll be good friends

And I say I think I’ll have myself a beer

I think I’ll have myself a beer