Soopaman Luva 3 - Redman

I was, flyin through the motherfuckin sky

With my blunt full of lye, boom-ba-zee on five

Code name beez the Soopa-Man cock my Luger

Blast on state trooper, I’m on the run G

I’ve got these hoes spreaded, from Japanese to diabetics

Toes stay painted because of my foot fetish

You damn right, they had to ban me from eatin pussy all night

W-W-F and then just

slammin in the rope like Sean Mike

I can’t be touched bitch, I disco in kryptonite

Shit I’m broke as hell

I had to buy all my girls fifty-fo'-eleven Reeboks at wholesale

Almost got caught boostin out of Bodell’s

Bitches on my coattails like they coat rails

Can’t even go in a jam without a bitch grabbin my hand

and squeezin my ass sayin Youse the man!

That’s who the fuck I be

I got a, college degree, on bomb-zee and wreckin MC’s

Makin shit happen like Lil’Cease

I come from a land of fontum leaf, bark from trees

that stick in your hand, and lakes rollin sea-weed

Criminals be up to no good

So I tuck a heater

Bulletproof suit still in the fuckin cleaners, but anyways

I bumped into my neighbor Johnny Blaze

Told me there’s a bitch up the block who got more cock than AK’s

The bitch just moved in, in building 210

Right next door to the Fantastic Four, and the Penguin

Good lookin Johnny, five-oh's right behind me Let me act like I know and get ghost

Tuck in my Nina-Ross, get my cape and shades

Now I’m off with the Soopaman Three antidote

(While the planets and the stars and the moons collapse)

Cause I am so cool

(When I raise my trigger finger all y’all niggaz hit the deck)

Cause I am so cool

(Cause ain’t no need for that, hustlers and hardcore)

Cause I am so cool

(Raw to the floor, raw like Resevoir Dogs)

Cause I am so cool…

Aiyyo word up *cough cough cough hack*

to the bitch house, and this what the fuck happened

Aiyyo, knock knock, Who is it?

It’s the Soopa, here to pay that ass a visit

Heard you wasn’t givin up your pussy

So I got the right dick to get with

Where yo’man at bitch?

He’s out of town flippin biscuits

Well open up the do’den, before I start unloadin

on your pussy from here and leave it swollen

Aiyyo how I know it’s you?

Aiyyo check my credentials

I eat yo’gun lead and shit out number two pencils

I ate a ton of dog shit ain’t never got sick

Bitch I even know how many keys your man flip

I’m low down and dirty, but not insane

I know all these pussy ass cops by their first name

Smoked a pound of Purple Rain and kept control

Bitch I was the third nigga on the grassy knoll

And you askin me, how you know it’s the Soopa

Open the door, I just blast on state trooper

She opened up the door, and I walked in She grabbed the hammer, and nailed it till I’m locked in I said, Yo whassup bitch?

You must be trippin

You must wanna see how this thirty-eight be spittin

Nah nah boo, it’s my ex-boyfriend, he be buggin

He can’t take it no more than I don’t wanna fuck him

I was gonna get this nigga Faride to snuff him

Well if he come back through, I’m not talkin I’m bustin

Zip my zipper down bitch and start suckin

Get your anus wet for long dick fuckin

Oooh, I like the way you talk, just Put It In My Mouth

Yeah, and I’ma keep that shit in when I’m comin

Fucked for thirty-six minutes and twelve seconds

Hit it from the back yo oh yeah bitch no question

Turn that ass around, she had tattoos of names on her back

She said, I keep track

I started readin her back I couldn’t believe

I read one name it said EPMD

I turned her ass around I said no it couldn’t be It was the J-to-tha-A-to-tha-N-to-tha-E

Her pussy walls grabbed my dick so I’m stuck

So I burnt that ass from that blunt hash that I lit up Owwwww!

She jumped up, puffed up, started yellin

I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson

Okay, okay, okay, okay, I give up Besides Soopaman Luva, I think I hear my nigga

Aiyyo car pulls up, he steps up *skreech* and stick his keys in The door opened, I snatched him up for no reason

Gave him a two piece with a biscuit, laid him out

Oh shit, it was that nigga Parrish Smith!