Drinking With Jesus - Red Elvises

Once upon a time in Louisiana

I found myself half wasted late at night

I was drinking heavily with Jesus

Talking about impacts of his life

Tell me, tell me Jesus

Tell me, tell me more

Why am I not happy?

Why am I not rich?

Why nobody loves me?

Why life such a bitch?

Bitch!

B I T C H

Bitch!

B I T C H

Bitch!

B I T C H

Bitch!

Jesus looked at me kinda weird

I saw silver tears in his eyes

Cracking jokes and laughing through his beard

Drinking from a bottle fine red wine

Tell me, tell me Jesus

Tell me, tell me more

Why am I not happy?

Why am I not rich?

Why nobody loves me?

Why life’s such a bitch?

Jesus had a shot of Jose Cuervo

Then we had some whiskey on the rocks

Then we started dancing like two maniacs

Then he said to me:

JESUS: «You are a drunk!»

WITNESSES: «Yeah!»

JESUS: «You are a loser!»

WITNESSES: «Yeah!»

JESUS: «You are a womanizer!»

JESUS & WITNESSES (Raise glasses): «Hallelujah!»

Why am I not happy?

Why am I not rich?

Why nobody loves me?

Why life such a bitch?

Why am I not happy?

Why am I not rich?

Why nobody loves me?

Why life such a bitch?

Bitch!

B I T C H

Bitch!

B I T C H

Bitch!

B I T C H

Bitch!