Oxnard - Ray Jessel

If there’s a great song about a town

Then my kind of town Chicago is, is that song

Name me a great song about a town

A town called New York

Say, New York, New York, I’ll go on

But there’s one great town that the song writers ignore

And it’s starting to make this one song writer sore

So I set out to write this song

Yes, I set out to write this wrong

I mean, I set out to write this right

Cuz this song is needed tonight

You ask me why

And I reply

We’re stepping tonight in Oxnard

The town they named after the nard of an ox

To get that that nard they push that ox hard

But when it nards, the whole town rocks

We’re stepping tonight in Oxnard

No more those far from Oxnard blues

But there’s one thing to warn you about

Before you start stepping out,

Once you step in Oxnard, you can’t get it off of your shoes

We’re stepping tonight in Oxnard

The town they named after the nard of an ox

To get that that nard they push that ox hard

But when it nards, the whole town rocks

We’re stepping tonight in Oxnard

No more those far from Oxnard blues

But there’s one thing to warn you about

Before you start stepping out,

Once you step in Oxnard, you can’t get it off of your shoes

You can’t claw it off

You can’t saw it off

I could not get my schnauzer to gnaw it off

Once you step in Oxnard, it’s time to buy new shoes