Hard To Get - Rapper Big Pooh

«This was my 21st birthday uh, yanahmsayin?

I was with this chick about a cool two months

You know what I’m sayin?

Goin hard at her

Like REALLY y’know, throwin game at this chick

But she had a man, I really- I was runnin in place kinda sorta, y’know

We kiss and all that, y’know we’d make out

But I never could smash cause she was tryin to be faithful to her man

You know how that bullshit goes — anyway, my 21st birthday, it was a wrap

So I hit her up like, 'Wassup?!

You gon' come hang with me on my 21st birthday?'

And she’s on the phone soundin all sad and shit and she’s like

'No.

I CAN’T!'

And I’m like, 'Why?

What’s goin on?

What’s wrong?'

And she’s like, 'My boyfriend got shot today!'

And I just, y’know,

sit there for a second

Then I go.

'Well alright~!!

Happy birthday to ME!

So wassup?!

You’re gonna

come thru or what?'

HAHAHAHA!

But yeah, long story short., she never did kick it with me that day

Her boyfriend pulled through and I never did get to smash

Can’t win 'em all, but yeah, that’s about the funniest, craziest most fucked-up

Birthday I ever had, I feel like a pitiful person tellin this shit

But that shit was funny, brah!

I was drunk man, shit happens»