I'm Dreaming - Randy Newman

George Washington was a white man

Adams and Jefferson, too

Abe Lincoln was a white man, probably

And William McKinley

The whitest of them all

Shot down by an immigrant in Buffalo

And a star fell out of Heaven

I’m dreaming of a white President

Just like the ones we’ve always had

A real live white man who knows the score

How to handle money

Or start a war

Wouldn’t even have to tell me

What we were fighting for

He’d be the right man

If he were a…

(Everybody!)

I’m dreaming of a white President

Someone who we can understand

Someone who knows where we’re coming from

And that the law of the jungle’s not the law of this land

In deepest, darkest Africa

Nineteen-three

Little boy says, «Daddy, I just discovered relativity!

A big eclipse is coming

And I’ll prove it, wait and see!»

«You better eclipse yourself out of here, son

Find yourself a tree

There’s a lion in the front yard

And he knows he won’t catch me»

Well, how many little Albert Einsteins

Cut down while in their prime?

How many little Ronald Reagans

Get gobbled up before their time?

I don’t believe in evolution

But it does occur to me

What if little William Howard Taft had to face a lion

Or, God forbid, climb a tree?

Where would this country be?

I’m dreaming…

(Bo bo bo bo bo bo…)

'Cause things have never been this bad

So he won’t run the hundred in ten seconds flat

So he won’t have a pretty jump shot, or be an Olympic acrobat

So he won’t know much about global warming

Is that really where you’re at?

He won’t be the brightest, perhaps

But he’ll be the whitest

And I’ll vote for that

Whiter than this?

Yes

Whiter than this?

Yes

Whiter than this?

Yes

Whiter than this?

Ah, yeah