The Vaults of Fallout - Random Encounters

Welcome to Vault 68 —

A place that could use a woman’s touch!

One lady plus a thousand men to play with

But it seems I may have played with them too much!

Please save me from Vault 43 —

A panther’s been put here by mistake!

It’s wild and it’s vicious, and thinks I smell delicious

Good thing Vault-Tec's unlikely to break!

So seal the door

And stay inside!

'Til hope’s no more

And all your dreams have died

Yes, life in Vaults is quite a curse

But Vault-Tec tells us all

The fallout’s surely worse!

Greetings, my Vault Dweller friends

I’m King and commander of this Vault

You may say I’m just a lonely psycho

But if I kill you, it’s all the puppet’s fault!

I’m Gary, from Vault 108

That’s Gary, also Gary, they’re my clones

There used to be non-Garys

But things got a little hairy

Now I’m stuck here with these Garys, all alone

So seal the door

And lock it tight

There’s ghouls galore

And ghastly things that bite!

We’re safe from all

Nuclear assault

So just surrender all your aspirations

And embrace exasperation

With your newfound life…

Inside… a…

Vault!

(And the fallout’s surely worse!)