HuniePop the Musical - Random Encounters

Yes, you can!

Just stand like that for a bit!

Don’t engage her!

Just act cool!

—Your creeping is legit

Spend all your money!

Gain a bit of hunie!

Don’t turn around

Why?

Is something funny?

Geisha girls are greatest!

—Yeah, that’s kind of racist…

Now go on!

Give her this gift!

Each girl we see

Can be stalked with HunieBee!

There’s a tiny catch—

—it's slightly sketch—

But so are we!

Ask for a date!

—We just met-

Who cares?

It’s fate!

All you need’s to be like Kyu!

You know, maybe I should just be myself-

Hey, am I the fairy here or are you?

Can I keep dis

Fishie, please?

It’s for a pet, I swear!

She looks hungry!

Give her food!

Don’t you ___ing dare!

Use this to impress her!

Got three on my dresser

«What cup size are those?»

Don’t examine my breasts, sir

Tell that little cutie

That you love her booty!

Thanks, I found it myself!~

Show her your cheese

And some earmuffs, if you please!

I don’t need a drink!

You ____ing stink-

Like liver disease!

What is my height?

Cause I can’t remember quite…

All I need’s to be like Kyu…

You’re gonna be a kitty?!

Thank you for the show

But you oughta know

Talent’s not a big appeal…

Maybe you and I could go

Take some classes!

Yes, we’ve barely met

Yet you still forget

My name a million times!

Since I’m under 21

Drinking’s technically a crime

Maybe we should find some other girls…

Kyu, zip your lip!

All I hear up above

Is a whole lot of failure, not a whole lot of love!

You were sent to get him dates, but Nate’s been left empty-handed

So you gotta deal with me and get rap-reprimanded!

Hold on, honey!

Here’s some shoes!

They’re great for gouging out eyes!

Can I eat dis?

It smells good!

I think that might make her die…

[Nikki, *Aiko*, **Audrey**, (Kyanna)

Thanks for all the pencils…

(I DON’T NEED MORE PENCILS!)

How long does a cat a live?

15 years on average

Wow, you’re so good at cats!

Love ain’t a game

Based on matching things the same

And I guess it helps

To be yourself—

Unless you’re ____ing lame

We don’t need booze and gifts-