Bowser's Castle - Random Encounters

There’s a million ways to die

Inside a Bowse Castle

A million ways to fail.

You can fall on spikes or

Drown in some lava.

Ride skull trains that derail.

There’s a million ways to die

Inside of Bowser’s Castle,

Rebounding Koopa Shell,

A magic spell,

A lift that fell, conveyor belt,

A pipe above a Muncher-filled trench.

You might get crushed, or burned,

Or hit with a fish.

You might get squashed or bitten by a Boo.

You may be hammered, bro.

Or greeted by 500 Lakitu.

You may slip on ice,

Be shot in the face,

Or simply sprung off a ledge in mid-jump.

Despite how hard you may try,

It’s sure that you’ll die.

From Blocks and from Bills and a

Blooper that flies.

That’s why a million ways to die

Inside a Bowser’s Castle

Like saws and fire chains.

A walking bomb

A stack of towering Dry-Bones.

That time you went insane.

And every trap you find

Inside of any Bowser’s Castle

Creates a lethal maze.

Beware this superstar

This Koopa car,

This bratty Baby Troopa Czar,

It’s quite the fiendish hassle,

To survive in Bowser’s Castle,

Due to every castle’s killing you,

A million ways.