Funny Child - R Stevie Moore

I met a bony little boy today

His skin was blistered and his face was gray

He had a tuba and he tried to play taps

He went away and then he ran right back

And when he smiled at me his teeth were black

He kept his horn inside a navy knapsack

Funny child you’re the one

Who keeps me from having fun

Just because you’re my son

There was a time when i was always scared

I had to take my brain to be repaired

And you were checking to see how i fared, yes

I saw the skinny little boy again

He wants to join the ku klux klan

I told him if he was a real man, wait

He tried to fly away but fell to ground

You shoulda heard how the band sounds

The little kid’s in the dog pound

Indefinitely