If You Can't Beat Them - Queen

Keep your chin up when you’re feeling lonely

Don’t let 'em get you down

Ain’t no use in you sitting all alone

Hanging around

For someone to call

They won’t come knocking at all

Don’t run and hide

Even if it hurts you inside

So I said

Give as good as you get yeah

If you can’t beat them join 'em

You’d better do it cos it makes you feel good

If you can’t beat 'em join 'em

You’re never gonna help yourself

Come on go, get up, hey

Sure feels good

Keep your big hands off my money

Don’t try and pull me down

You’re taking me out to wine and dine me Trying to wind me round and around

And bind me to your legal contract

Rumour has it that you can play it dirty

I’ll tell you what I’ll do about that, that yeah

I’ll play you at your own game

If you can’t beat them join them

You’d better do it cos it makes you feel good

If you can’t beat 'em join 'em

You’re never gonna help yourself yeah

That’s good

Play it again

If you can’t beat 'em join them

You’d better do it cos it makes you feel good

If you can’t beat 'em join 'em

It’s everyone for themselves