D.P.M.O - Professor Green

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I don’t know what that is, but I know that it flows sick

Oh shit, there I go being a dick again

Look at me I can say the longest word in the dictiona

Ry ry ry…

I don’t know much but I know the future’s bright, the future’s green

The future’s me, the future’s I

Maybe you’d understand me a little better if you were high

Too like my DJ I-I-I-IQ

Make no mistake, I’m just as high-igh-igh too

If you say the wrong thing about me

Your career is something that you can say goodbye, bye, bye to

How’s your album doing?

Mine flew

This time around I’m doing what I did on the last one times two

And some, damn son!

Have you seen the state of your eyeballs?

Don’t piss me, don’t piss me, don’t piss me off

Don’t piss me, don’t piss me, don’t piss me off

'Til we stop there will be no falling, no we’re giving everything we’ve got

'Til the wheels fall off we’ll be rolling, yeah we go anywhere we want

La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Meet at track meet, I eat tracks;

that’s me

Jack D, Hackney’s in my blood, and weed

Accede to the throne, taxi and I’m home

Bad B, black sheep, bag of beans and an O

Yo, I’m getting high tonight

With women who make do;

getting bi tonight

I like the life, I ain’t into courting

I’m only into spooning if it leads to forking

I’m back buzzing, I’d shag Eva Mendes

Even if she was my damn cousin, please don’t think I am bluffin'

Even though I’m swimming and women throw the pussy at me

I ain’t tryna catch nothing

I ain’t lightening up, I’m still as mean

Still as drunk, still as high, still as lean

Still as Green, stood still

On a pair of stilts in a distillery, sket

The last time I got head, it involved a guillotine

I don’t know what it is man, but

Something about this beat just kinda makes me feel invincible

Yeah, like I could do anything I wanted without any question

I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All Saints and

come out doing my JLS impression

Don’t piss me off, (don't piss me off)