Before I Die - Professor Green

See it all started the other day

I was smoking and, you know

Thinking to myself all deeply, you know

How you do sometimes when you smoke weed

You start thinking too deeply and it all gets a bit scary

Anyway, I’m just getting back to the point which is

I was thinking about how if I were to die

Have I done everything that I would really like to do

And I haven’t

So this is a list of everything I’d like to do before I die…

I want a number one in the chart’s

Before I pass and can ask

If Lulu if she regrets having her chest

Enhanced with implants

I wanna get my teeth straightened

To make me more handsome

Make friends with Hugh Hefner

And go on a long break to the playboy mansion

See before I die, before I leave earth

Before I’m put inside of a coffin and burnt

I want to grow till I am old of age

And smoke till I am old and grey

Till I’m 60 with a spliff

Trying to kick a flow on stage

Still drunk in the club

Looking for sluts with a zimmer frame

Plus a pocket full of viagra

Just to keep my dick up straight

I want to see my bank account grow

Get my cash and go

To las vegas rich and come back bankrupt and broke

Before I can blaze an L

With Biggy, Big Pun, Pac and Big Earl

I want fame and to play with 6 girl’s

6 cuties (come here)

With thick booty’s in a jacuzzi

Chung two E’s

Listening to Juicy truthfully

Before I die, I wanna be rich, I wanna be famous

Nah, I wanna be a superstar

Before I die, I want chicks, my wrists slit with bracelets

A few cars and two huge yards

Before I die, I want a car with massaging seats

Gold bath taps, and before I die I want a ménage à six

Before I die, before I die

I’ve got a lot of living left to do before I die

I want to make a mill

And find out just how real fake titties feel

But with an attitude like mine

I might not die, I might get killed

Anyway, before I die

I wanna drive a Ferrari

And a Harley

Go on safari

Withdraw a million pound coins from barclays

Just for the sake of it

Just so I can say I did

So you can get in a raged hate and say that I take the piss

I don’t care, why would I?

This is what I wanna do

I’m talking about me

So why would I give a fuck about you!

At some point I wanna give up the weed

Have a kid and be the dad to my son my father never was for me

Maybe even invest some cash

For the kids that I’m yet to have

And a little stash of cash

For the lawyers for the necks that I’m yet to snap

Before I take my bow

I gotta do Amsterdam

And get higher than I’ve ever been

They call me evergreen

I got leaves all year round

I pop pills and smoke so stop debating

So if I don’t die of intoxication

I’d at least like to be intoxicated