Carpark Kitten - Proem

If kittens could talk

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If kittens could talk

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If kittens could talk

If kittens could talk, If kittens could t- could talk

If kittens could talk

If kittens could talk,

If kittens could talk, they would whisper soft littles into my ear,

tickling me with their whiskers, making me laugh, unlike you, who just makes

me want to smash the heads of these little kittens into raspberry jelly