Something in the Water (Does Not Compute) - Prince

Some people tell me I got great legs

Can’t figure out why you make me beg

Does not compute, don’t not compute

You think you’re special, well so do I

Why do special women make me cry?

Does not compute, it don’t not compute

Must be something in the water they drink

It’s been the same with every girl I’ve had

Must be something in the water they drink

'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

Some people think I’m kinda cute

But that don’t compute when it comes to you

It don’t compute, somethin', mama, don’t compute

What’s the hangup?

What’s the scam?

Guess you think I’m just another one, one of your fans

It don’t compute, somethin', honey, don’t compute

Must be something in the water they drink

It’s been the same with every girl I’ve had

Must be something in the water you drink

'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

I’ve got to get to you, baby

Some people think I’m kinda smart

Why must a fella stop with you before he starts?

It don’t compute, mama, somethin' don’t compute

I’d buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars

But you gotta talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are

Must be something in the water they drink

It’s been the same with every girl I’ve had

Must be something in the water you drink

Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

Must be something in the water they drink

Must be something in the water they drink

Must be something in the water they drink

Must be something in the water they drink

Must be something in the water they drink

Must be something in the water they drink

Must be something in the water they drink

Must be something in the water they drink

Must be something in the water they drink

Must be something in the water they drink

Why?

Why?

I do love you, I do

Or else I wouldn’t go through all the things I do