Frizzle Fry - Primus

Hello, all you boys and girls

I’d like to take you to the inside world

It’s quite an irregular place to be

But never fear, you’re safe with me

Well, maybe

Golden hair of macramé

Against the face that’s cut from stone

The white porcelain’s screaming, «Ayie!»

Thank God the boy’s not alone

I don’t believe in Santa Claus

I don’t believe in spite

I have no use for beauty dolls

Especially on this night

I don’t believe in miracles

I don’t believe in lies

I don’t believe in holograms

For I am the Frizzle Fry

Andy’s painting green again

This time they might take him away

When Barrington starts to breathe again

It may just take us all away

I don’t believe in charity

I don’t believe in sin

And if you don’t believe in me

We’ll play this tune over again

I don’t believe in pinochle

And I don’t believe I’ll try

I do believe in Cap’n Crunch

For I am the Frizzle Fry