Joe Brown: The Life Coach (insert) - Potluck

Damn, you know things just ain’t workin out in my life

The way I thought they would I need some help

You know when Kobe and Jordan have problems they go to their coach Phil Jackson

When Oprah has a problem in her life, she goes to Dr. Phil

I think I’m gonna make Joe Brown my life coach

So when I have a problem, like I’m just mindin my own business

And some random guy wants to start yellin at me and talkin all crazy

I just sit back and think, What would Joe Brown do?

(Joe Brown):

Punch that motherfucker in the face, surprise is your best friend

Whoa!

(1 Ton):

The next time when I’m out kickin it and I see one of my old homeboy’s

And he forgets my name, What would Joe Brown Do?

(Joe Brown):

Shit, you know motherfuckers only rememba you

For how much pussy you get em, how much money ya make em

(1 Ton):

The next time when I’m at a restaurant the waitress is giving me horrible

service

And a whole bunch of attitude, What would Joe Brown do?

(Joe Brown):

Yeah, so I just tip her more, fuck it why would i worry about some $ 2 dollar

employee trying to ruin my day, just give me my food bitch, i see your life is

horrible already

(1 Ton):

The next time at the end of the night when im really drunk at the club

I look over and see that girl that might not be so attractive

What would Joe Brown do?

(Joe Brown):

Don’t do it!

That fat bitch is gonna ruin your life you gonna hit it once and

fall in love and have like 5 babies have to stare at the fat bitch the rest of

your life

Oops!