Pickles and Gin - The World/Inferno Friendship Society

Ann is angry, Bob is bad

Helen is hateful, Sam is sad

I’m in love, love is bliss

How many times do we kiss?

One, two, three, four

Maybe yes and maybe no

Five, six, seven, eight

Ann’s still angry, Bob’s still pissed

Helen’s still hateful, and Sam’s still missed

I’m in love, and love is sad

How many times have you had it bad?

One, two, three, four

Maybe yes, but maybe no

Five, six, seven, eight

Maybe yes but maybe so

Everything is pickles and gin

Everything is how it’s always been

Everything’s a bounced back sin

Everything is!

Neve fell into a river, Pam cried herself a stream

Brian sewed himself a corset, won’t you help me count the seams?

One, two, three, four

Maybe yes but maybe no

Five, six, seven, eight

Maybe yes but maybe

Everything is pickles and gin

Everything is how it’s always been

Everything’s a trumped up sin

Everything is!

Everything is pickles and gin

Everything is how it’s always been

Everything’s a fucked up sin

Everything is uh-!

How’d you like the weather, girls?

We’re all in this together, girls!

How’d you like the weather, boys?

Maybe yes and maybe no

Maybe yes but maybe so

Maybe yes and maybe so

Everything is pickles and gin

Everything is how it’s always been

Everything’s a horseback sin

Everything is!

Everything is pickles and gin

Everything is how it’s always been

It’s just a trumped up sin

Everything is!

Maybe yes and maybe no

I knew a boy who was double-jointed

Maybe yes but maybe so

He gave me a kiss but I was disappointed

That’s not what she told me so

He gave me another to match the other

Maybe yes but maybe no

Maybe yes, maybe so!