No Dogs Allowed - Phish

No Dogs allowed

No Dogs allowed

No Dogs allowed in the subway today

So climb up the stairs

And be on your way

Cause there’s no dogs allowed in the subway today

If dogs were allowed then just think of this place

An army (alt: city) of dogs living here in this space

Whining and running from dawn until dark

My head would be aching from hearing them bark

So there’s

No Dogs allowed

No Dogs allowed

No Dogs allowed in the subway today

So climb up the stairs

And be on your way

Cause there’s no dogs allowed in the subway today

If dogs were allowed then the people would shout

And tell me to order those dirty dogs out

I’d have to decide who would get to sit down

Would the dogs or the people ride into town

So there’s

No Dogs allowed

No Dogs allowed

No Dogs allowed in the subway today

So climb up the stairs

And be on your way

Cause there’s no dogs allowed in the subway today

If dogs were allowed then the trains would be filled

With creatures that never, no never stand still

There wouldn’t be room for the people at all

The trains would be cluttered with dogs big and small