Wimpeez - Peter & The Test Tube Babies

You’ve been thrown out of the pub and your walking down the street,

you feel a bit hungry and you wanna bite to eat

You go into the Wimpy but that’s your BIG mistake, by the time you leave you’ve

got a stomach ache

Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper: So are M********), Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper:

I hate Ronald), Wimpy’s are shit

You get served by a tart dressed in orange and black, when you see your food

you wanna send it back

You look at the pictures of the Wimpy’s on the wall, but what you get given is

hardly edible

Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper: Meat means murder), Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper:

Don’t' buy a burger), Wimpy’s are shit

Get served your food and it’s always cold I bet the hamburgers are at least a

month old

You pay loads of money and it really tastes bad, but you don’t wanna admit that

you’ve been had

Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper: You’ll get diarrhoea), Wimpy’s are shit (Trapper:

You’ll be lucky if you live), Wimpy’s’are shit, shit, shit, shit, shit