So Str8 - Peter Cat

I’m caught in a trap

You won’t walk out on me

Despite all of my best efforts pushing you away

Dropped all my best hints

I borrowed Dykes To Watch Out For

And The Color Purple from the library

Oh hey hey hey

But still you turn up at my door

With a dogged and determined pretty face

What more must I do to make you quit this place?

Because you constantly refuse to take the bait

And you think things are so great

'Cause you’re so straight

Yeah you’re so straight

Where is your fire?

Where is the rag that I’d learned to

Accommodate and mollify with tim?

Crying through the night

And I can’t provoke you at all

To abandon me to who I need to be

Oh hey hey hey

But still you turn up at my door

With a dogged and determined pretty face

What more must I do to make you quit this place?

Oh no, sweetheart, I’d hate for you to fixate

But I just wish we had stayed mates

'Cause you’re so straight

Yeah you’re so straight

I can’t leave you

I don’t want to be the one to blame

Or feel the shame I shouldn’t have to feel

At Catholic school they put the boot in

God above and head girl equally

You never did that to me

So don’t start now

No, don’t you start now

But still you turn up at my door

With a dogged and determined pretty face

What more must I do to make you quit this place?

Oh boy, quit your crying, you’re not inadequate

I just can’t look at you naked

'Cause you’re so straight

Yeah you’re so straight

Yeah you’re so straight

Yeah you’re so straight