Stranded in a Limosine - Paul Simon

He was a mean individual

He had a heart like a bone

He was a naturally crazy man

And better off left alone

Well he stopped one night

At a traffic light

And when that light turned green

He was a mean individual

Stranded in a limousine

Hey hey hey hey

All the children on the street

They come running out their front doors

Running out their back doors

Flying on their feet

They said mama, oh!

Papa, oh!

See what I have seen

There’s a mean individual stranded in a limousine

Then everybody came running

Everybody said Lord, Lord!

Everybody was gunning

They’re gonna divvy up the reward

And then a wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

A siren, a flashing light

But the mean individual

Had vanished in the black of night

Hey hey hey hey

They wondered where to begin

'Cause he left that neighborhood

Just like the rattlesnake sheds its skin

Well they searched the roofs

And they checked out the groups

And they photographed the scene

For the mean individual

Stranded in a limousine

Then everybody came running

Everybody said Lord, Lord!

Everybody was gunning

They’re gonna divvy up the reward

And then a wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

A siren, a flashing light

But the mean individual

Had vanished in the black of night

The mean individual had vanished in the black of night

The mean individual had vanished in the black of night!