Shoplifting Clothes - Paul Simon

Vampires

Din Din Din Din

Shopliftin clothes

Din Din Din Din

Shopliftin clothes

Din Din Din Din Din Din

Well I believe it’s that time of year when I shop for clothes

Well I believe it’s that time of year when I shop for clothes

Tells you how far your hard earned money goes

Clerk #1

Come on in, boys.

Get yourself a better view.

Have a look around.

See if anything appeals to you.

We got a sale right now

Clerk #2

You buy one, you get two

Clerk #1

Just look at the way that fabric drapes your legs.

Now imagine that in a size 6

and a 12 inch leg.

Women see you coming, they’ll get down on their knees and

beg!

Vampires

Well I believe it’s that time of year when I shop for clothes

Well I believe it’s that time of year when I shop for clothes

Tells you how far your hard earned money goes

Clerk #2

We’re featuring the Ivy League look.

It’s conservative

Clerk #1

But cool

Clerk #2

Yes and with the proper V collar — woah!

— Now you’re breaking all the rules!

How about a shark skin suit?

Shines just like a jewel

Clerk #1

If it’s a hat you require, let me show you one of our stingy brims.

Here, check yourself out in the mirror.

This shipment just come in

Clerk #2

Man, that hat is you!

Clerk #1

That hat is him

Clerk #2

Oh, sorry my man, but the cape is not for sale.

I’ve got a shipment coming in

any day now, via the air mail.

Yes, this item is going to be very fashionable,

come the fall

Vampires

Well I believe it’s that time of year when I shop for clothes

Well I believe it’s that time of year when I shop for clothes

Tells you how far your hard earned money goes