El Capitan - OPM

Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la El Capitan

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I’ve been rockin'

Since the 1900s

A microphone

And two 1200s

What what what

Back in the day

You used to Fuck with Alizania

I would kick it With the liquor from

Kingston JA

In the morning

You’d be cool though

Makin’me Menudo

Pissin’out your cool-o

Got to act the fool-o

I like it on ice with Coca-Cola

I sip it from LA to Capitola

Watchin’for the rollers

Pull over to the shoulders

Should have started drinkin'

When I was much older

Some like gin

Some like tonic

I like the captain with

The half ounce of chronic

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One night in the summer

'Bout two months back

Went out on the town

Without a plan of attack

Heinekin shots of 151

With a bottle of what

We call El Capitan

Now what happened that night

You can’t quite recall (Huh)

Fact is boy

You can’t remember at all

(What?)

You woke up in the mornin'

With a spinning head

And a teenage girl

Lyin’next to you in bed

You kicked her out and

Then you slammed the door

Tried to forget

About the night before

A month goes by You can’t remember the date

The girl’s at your door sayin'

Boy I’m late

That’s what you get

For out-playin'the ho And now you got a kid

With a girl you don’t know

The first thing you thought

When she dropped the bomb

Shouldn’t have been

Fuckin’with El Capitan

Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la El Capitan

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Now drop the Chalupa

Pick up the mic

And let the party people

Know just what you like

Well it comes from Puerto Rico

So you know that I be diggin’it

And if the bottle’s empty then

You know that I been swiggin’it

Hittin’it

And now the party’s legit

Heinas getting licked

Shakin’the booties and tits

We the OPM clique

And that’s how we roll

Now get some education

From my man Shakey-Lo

Now Captain Morgan

Was a pirate dude

He used to jack motherfuckers

And act real rude

As a real live person

He wasn’t much fun

But he sure made

A good-as* bottle of rum

Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la El Capitan

Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la El Capitan