Brainspiller - One Minute Silence

Channel X

Channel X

Channel X

Channel X — The best in family entertainment

The notorious Brainspiller was today captured

After a four hour showdown with police

Leaving twenty-seven police officers and all nineteen hostages

Dead

Not just another story, not just another filler

Not just another channel thinkin trigger happy killer

Not just another story, not just another filler

For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

Not just another story, not just another filler

Not just another channel thinkin trigger happy killer

Not just another story, not just another filler

For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

Channel X is proud to present

Channel X is proud to present

As it breaks we bring it to you

Live and exclusive, no excuses, for missing

The show of the century

Public enemy number one guaranteed

Public enemy number one, yes indeed

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Know what you want, know what you need (X)

Know what you want, know what you need (Channel)

Know what you want, know what you need (X)

Not just another story, not just another filler

Not just another channel thinkin trigger happy killer

Not just another story, not just another filler

For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

Brainspiller!

Brainspiller!

Brainspiller!

Brainspiller!

Channel X is proud to present

Channel X is proud to present

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

For one night and one night only

The one and only, the man of the moment

The man who puts the K into killer

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Know what you want, know what you need (X)

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Not just another story, not just another filler

Not just another channel thinkin trigger happy killer

Not just another story, not just another filler

For all the little boys and girls, Brain Spiller

Not just another story, not just another filler

Not just another channel thinkin trigger happy killer

Not just another story, not just another filler

For all the little boys and girls

Brain… Spiller!

Dial 1… For live executions

For live executions

Sponsored by…

Sponsored by…

Nobody home again

Nobody home again

Nobody home again

Nobody home again

Nobody home!

Prepared to be shocked, prepared to be moved

Prepared to be shocked, prepared to be moved

Nobody home, nobody home again

Nobody home, nobody home again

Nobody home, nobody home again

Nobody home, nobody home again

Channel X — The best in family entertainment

Channel X — The best in family entertainment

Nobody home, nobody home again

Nobody home, nobody home again

Nobody home, nobody home again

Nobody home!

Brain Spiller has left the building