No Baby I - Old 97's

The lights were low but I was lower

The radio was playing somewhere else

The room was full of surface tension

I was only thinking 'bout myself

No baby I

No baby I

No baby I don’t want to see you hurt

You got them tears they fall like pearls

Blame it on gravity, yeah

Blame it on being a girl

The room was full of undertakers

Movers and martini shakers gone

The reaper left at 7:30

Took off in a taxi with a blonde

The difference between us

Is way down on the inside

It’s very tricky business

No baby I

No baby I

No baby I don’t want to see you hurt

You got them tears

They fall like pearls

Blame it on gravity, yeah

Blame it on being a girl

Blame it on gravity, yeah

Blame it on being a girl

Here’s a toast to no good Friday

I was bound to do it my way wrong

Strum it on a telecaster

Sing it like a train disaster song

The difference between us

Is way down on the inside

And it’s very tricky business

No baby I

No baby I

No baby I don’t want to see you hurt

You got them tears they fall like pearls

Blame it on gravity, yeah

Blame it on being a girl

Blame it on gravity, yeah

Blame it on being a girl