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A TV pitchman who lived in the valley

Accused of ripping off of customers' trial

Was supposed to start tomorrow

But that’s not gonna happen

Yeah, that’s because Don Lapre was found dead inside of his cell

Hello, I’m Don Lapre

And I’m so excited that you decided to become

A sales representative for the Reminder Service

I’m gonna walk you through fifteen ways

To make all the sales you ever wanted to make

If you want to make ten sales a day

And make yourself two hundred dollars a day

Or if you wanna go all the way

And make twenty sales a day

And make your self four hundred dollars a day

I’m gonna show you fifteen ways to do it

Think about it

If you only sell five a day

You’re making a hundred dollars a day

You get to set your own hours

Whether you decide to sell at

Park n Swap or the Swap Meat every weekend or

Whether you decide to call up all your friends

Everybody that you know to start off that way

Or if you decide to go door to door

However you wanna start off

However you wanna start off

However you wanna start off

However you wanna start off

There’s fifteen ways to do it

It’s absolutely incredible

And if you wanna get-get-get-get-get—