Men United - Nik Kershaw

I’ve got a mate called Stevie

I’d trust him with my life

But never with my secrets

My money or my wife

We’d sing until we’re sung out

We’d laugh until we cry

And we’re united 'till we die

Jasper’s worth a packet

He really is quite posh

He wears a houndstooth jacket

Plays badminton and squash

We meet up for a bevvy

And a cheeky rogan yosh

And we are united 'till we die

Yeah we’re men united

Undivided

Men united

Them and I

Oh we’re men united

That’s what I said

Men united 'till we die

Not to mention Waldo

He’s ever such a nerd

Can talk the biggest

Balls you’ve ever heard

We can hang for hours

Without a single word

'Cause we’re united 'till we die

Then there’s mental Mickey

As crazy as he sounds

He’s difficult and tricky

The king of all the clowns

We’ve had our little issues

With further ups and downs

But we are united 'till we die

Yeah

Yeah we’re men united

Undivided

Men united

Them and I

Oh we’re men united

That’s what I said

Men united 'till we die

None of us are perfect

None of us pretend

Oh, it would be so easy

To find a new old friend

Although we never say

We’d be there at the end

'Cause we’re men united

Yeah we’re men united

Undivided

Men united

Them and I

Oh we’re men united

That’s what I said

Men united 'till we die

Yeah we’re men united

Undivided

Men united

Them and I

Oh we’re men united

That’s what I said

Men united 'till we die