Dance Like a Monkey - New York Dolls

Your design’s so intelligent

Ain’t no way that was an accident

Come on shake your monkey hips

My pretty little creationist

Oh yeah

Ain’t gonna anthropomorphize ya

Or perversely polymorphosize ya

Oh yeah

Little girl you look so sweet

(you got hips like a monkey, hips like a monkey)

You just started ten thousand years ago

Presto, Adam and Eve, but go man go

Abel died, Cain took his life

And headed straight for the jungle to find a wife

(Wow)

Nonbelievers running out on apes

This monkey time I want to see you shake

Evolution is obsolete

(you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child)

Stomp your hands and clap your feet

(you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child)

Oh one more time, yo

It’s monkey time!

Come on pretty baby won’t you take a chance

Be my natural selection, dance dance dance

Exorcise your demons with that monkey friend

Because we’re gonna inherit the wind

Let them fight it out in the Supreme Court

That’s such a mad lame indoor sport

Wave your arms and legs in the air

Rock it like a monkey, like you just don’t care

Evolution is so obsolete

Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet

(you gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey…)