Horrorscope - Nekromantix

Responded to an advert in the local news

Fortune teller, full discretion, what could I lose

It wasn’t like I thought it would be

Strange things happened to me

Let me do your horrorscope

I’ll give you dreams, I’ll give you hope

It can turn out either way

Good or bad, that’s hard to say

On the edge to suicide, this thing has driven me

What seemed good turned into sorrow, pain, and misery