Porcupine Pie - Neil Diamond

Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie

Vanilla Soup, a double scoop please

No, maybe I won’t, maybe I won’t, maybe I will

The tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese

Ah, but Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie

Don’t let it get on your jeans

And though it sounds a little strange

Well, you gotta eat it with gloves

Or your hands will turn green

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie,