Apple Pie & Honey Kvas - НАИВ

Mommy baked an apple pie

Sayin «Hush, my baby, don’t you cry now»

Eva Braun is next to you,

Welcome to the friggin' zoo!

I don’t want your apple pie

I’ll get heavy, I won’t fly

If I eat too much of it

Uncle Sam will make me shit.

Daddy made a mug of kvas

Kremlin angels made all that jazz

CIA & KGB

Fast food service stuffed in me.

I don’t want your kvas or pie

Apple pie that mommy cooked

Honey kvas that daddy brewed

Now I know that I will puke.

I can’t not dig what’s that all about

Some people eat-they never doubt

Some people serve bad fish for the rest

But I know for sure they’ll be under arrest.

I don’t want your honey kvas

I don’t want your apple pie

'Cause I know that I’ll go gas

'Cause I know that I will die.