Bend and Snap (From "Legally Blonde") - The Academy Allstars

Look at my ass, look at my thighs

I’m catnip to the guys

They chase my tail, they drool and pant

Wanna touch this but they can’t

No, all the boys want to come and play

Snap my fingers and they obey

Why do they follow me 'round all day?

Watch me while I walk away

I bend and snap, feel how hot it’s gettin'

Bend and snap, then when you got 'em sweatin'

Spring the trap, they cheer and clap

No tight end can defend 'gainst the bend and snap!

Oh, that’s easy for you to say!

And you!

Girl, if you wanna make the team make some self-esteem

The more you jump around and scream the sexier as you seem

Please, sorry girl, that ain’t how I play this wouldn’t work if I tried all day

I gotta go get my asthma spray, watch me while I walk away

No wait before you walk away

Just bend and snap, ow, look how good you’re gettin'

Bend and snap, I’m bettin' right now you sweatin'

Spring the trap, they cheer and clap

So depend on your friend, c’mon an' bend and

It’s not the time to overthink

Just try it once he’ll buy you a drink

Excuse me, would you teach me that?

I’m tired of living alone with my cat

Sure!

Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls

But here is how we did it in the Laker girls

Look, do it and we’ll go away

Okay, okay, okay, okay

Bend and snap!

Damn!

Hey, wait a second when I beckoned

Look how the guys came runnin'

Like I’m chicken finger lickin'

Like I’m friggin' wicked stunning

Will you pay for stuff I buy?

Yes!

And bake me cake and pie?

Yes!

And hold me when I cry?

Yes!

Yes, and I will tell you why

Why?

I’m too rockin' to lock away

All the boys come to dock away

Droppin' jaws from a block away

Watchin' how I walk away

We love to watch her walk away

I bend and snap

Now, look how hot it’s gettin'

Bend and snap

I bet right know you’re flirtin'

Spring the trap, they cheer and clap

I depend on my friend

Go Paulette, go Paulette

I depend on my friend

Go, go, go Paulette

I depend on my friend for the bend and snap

Bend and snap!

Bend and snap!

Bend and snap!

Bend and snap!

Bend and snap!

Bend and snap!

Bend and snap!

I’m gonna get me some Kyle

Paulette, did I leave my stylus?

Bend and snap

No!

Oh, crap!