A Sentimental Song - Mount Eerie

When was the last time you drew a picture?

When was the last time you touched a leaf?

When was the last time you tasted raindrops?

Your tongue, on your big long tongue

When was the last time you bought a hotdog?

When was the last time you swam in a pond?

When was the last time you climbed a lamp post?

Like a monkey with a prehensile tail

When was the last time you wrote a limerick?

When was the last time you told a lie?

Why is there a picture of a penis on your fridge door?

It makes me feel awkward whenever I’m in your kitchen

When was the last time you ate a donut?

When was the last time you whistled a tune?

When was the last time you tortured a spider?

And pulled off its legs and ate it to impress your friends