Your Fat Friend - Momus

She’s so fabulous

She’s so ludicrous

She’s so dangerous

Your fat friend

She’s intelligent

An experiment

She’s an elephant

Your fat friend

Will you run away with me?

Let’s go walking on the sea

Just Jesus Christ and you and me and

Your fat friend

See her fumble, see her flirt

In her massive mini-skirt

She is quite the extravert

Here comes your fat girlfriend

She’s so fabulous

She’s so ludicrous

She’s so dangerous

Your fat friend

I love Coco, you love Jim

Your fat friend she loves him

But he can’t love her, he’s too thin

For your fat friend

One and one makes three not two

She will stick to you like glue

Don’t fuck around with you-know-who

Here comes your fat girlfriend

She’s intelligent

An experiment

She’s an elephant

Your fat friend