Frilly Military - Momus

I’ll be your frilly military lady

Your long-haired lover from France

I’ll meet you at an electronic Liverpool

At an electronic dance

Wearing padded shoulders in a padded cell

Throwing phone numbers down a wishing well

I’ll join the frilly military, what the hell

It’s got to be good for a laugh

See you in the acid bath

Last one to the blackboard is a hairy pig

Hairy like a pig in the zoo

Bet that I can scare you in a fairy wig

Playing on a strawberry kazoo

Cause I’m the big sister that you never had

Beating up on brother making fun of dad

The best big bully that you never had

You can pull on my pony tail

If you want to spend your life in jail

Flirty’s what they call me at the convent school

Dirty’s what I’m called on the street

Puffing on a spliff on Alexanderplatz

Or a bergamot cheroot

Long haired lovers from Liverpool

Truckers made of sugar by the swimming pool

I’ll join the frilly military, what the hell

You can pull on my pony tail

But you’ll have to spend your life in jail

Wearing padded shoulders in a padded cell

Throwing phone numbers down a wishing well

I’ll join the frilly military, what the hell

It’s got to be good for a laugh

See you in the acid bath