JX-47 - Mindless Self Indulgence

Me like to go

Down to the church

And drinks some holy water

But I don’t like it

The priest don’t like it

But me can’t seem to help it

Sail away-o away-o

Me live me life free like a birdie

'cause me likes to sing

Me likes what me do and me can’t seem to help it

I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I saw the giraffe but he didn’t make any sounds

Sometimes me bad

I forgot the words, um oooh

We’re going on a field trip

A field trip a field trip

A field trip a field trip

A field trip a field trip

A field trip a field trip

Mr. Laurie’s gonna be there too

Mr. Harry, he drives the big van

Sometimes me bad, eat me dental floss

Pull him Jesus from the cross

Touch me thing thing

Somebody stole my Amy Grant records today

I think me turned twenty two today

And some body gave me a present

And me turned twenty-two today

But they’re not as pretty as Barbara Mandrell

And the milkman came

The milkman came, and he tooks him fish

He tooks him fish, now me cryin' me cryin'

Him milkman made me cry

Then the mailman came

Make me peepee on the floor

Hide me sandwich in me drawers

Uh Hit my head against the door

Get something to drink

Me likes to go

Down to the park

And takes him nuts from him squirrels

And you know what time it is

It’s the closet for me it’s the closet for me

Him so dark me cannot see

It’s the closet for me the closet for me

Mr. Harry says that will teach me

No, I don’t wanna do the special olympics one

My friend’s the seat on my toilet

And he always seems to shout at me

Ooh-hoo mister, don’t you pee on me

When I’m shitting it’s a totally different story

Then he doesn’t seem to pay me mind

He’s not afraid of my fat behind

And on the unfortunate occasion

When I miss the bowl and pee on him

Lets me off with a smile and a warning

Don’t do it again