Dainty June and Her Farmboys - Milton Rosenstock, Lane Bradbury, Jule Styne

Extra!

Extra!

Hey, look at the headline!

Historical news is being made

Extra!

Extra!

They’re drawing a red line

Around the biggest scoop of the decade

A barrel of charm

A fabulous thrill

The biggest little headline in vaudeville!

(spoken)

Presenting

In person

That 5' 2″ bundle of dynamite

Dainty… June!

Hello, everybody!

My name is June!

What’s yours?

(sung)

I have a moo cow

A new cow

A true cow

Named Caroline

Moo, moo, moo, moo!

She’s an extra-special friend of mine

Moo, moo, moo, moo!

I like everything about her fine!

Moo, moo, moo, moo!

She likes to 'moooooo' in the moonlight

When the mooooody mooooon appears

And when she 'mooooos' in the moonlight

Gosh, it’s moooo-sic to my ears

She’s so mooooo-sical!

She loves a man cow

A tan cow who can cow her

With a glance

Moo, moo, moo, moo!

When he winks at her, she starts to dance

Moo, moo, moo, moo!

It’s what grown-ups call a real romance

Moo, moo, moo, moo!

But if we mooo-ved to the city

Or we settled by the shore

She’d make the mooooo-ve

'Cause she loves me more!

Thank you very much

That’s all

But we have a great finish!

I’m sure.

But Mr. Grantziger--

Ah… hit it!

Broadway!

Broadway!

We’ve missed it so

We’re leaving soon and taking June

To star her in a show!

Bright lights, white lights

Rhythm and romance

The train is late, so while we wait

We’re gonna do a little dance!

Broadway!

Broadway!

How great you are!

I’ll leave the farm, with all its charm

To be a Broadway star!

Bright lights, white lights

Where the neons glow

My bag is packed

I’ve got my act

So all aboard

C’mon, let’s go!

Let’s go!

Wait!

Stop the train

Stop the music

Stop everything!

I can’t go to Broadway with you

Why not, Dainty June?

Because…

Everything in life that really matters is right here

What care I for tinsel, or glamour

When I have friendship and true love

I’m staying here… with Caroline!

HOORAY!