My Favorite Things: NOT! - Mike Rayburn, Phil Keaggy, Blair Masters

Pink bows on poodles in cute doggie sweaters

credit card statements and IRS letters

waking before the alarm clock goes off

these are the things that always

piss me off

Clicking of pens random tapping or drumming

stop lights that stay red when nobody’s coming

doctors when they say turn your head and cough

these are the things that always

piss me off

People that don’t bathe and sit right beside you

cats who like petting then suddenly bite you

people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough

these are the things that always

piss me off

telephone bills that have hidden charges