Stupid Married Man - Mighty Sparrow

Well you pick up a jagabat running wild

You feel like a champ, all you face in smile

You pick up a sardine running wild

You feeling happy, all you face in smile

You tell she this kind of life must stop

You put she in a house and you furnish up

Your family don’t agree

Because is married you going to married to she

And when you married you playing boss

You get so jealous, you get so cross

But if you plant cassava, you can’t get fig

You put a hog in a palace, it still remain a pig

I say you stupid married man

Run and put ring on she hand

You know is horn you goin' get

And when you get it you want to cut off she neck

Well they sick in they head, they ain’t got reason

They think that marriage is a medicine

Buying troubl and they making strife

Marry a devil but want an angl for a wife

Everything she was accustomed to

Must stop from the moment she say «I do»

Don’t go here, don’t do this, shut your trap

And have she belly always big, them girl ain’t like that

When they married they playing boss

They get so jealous, they get so cross

But if you plant cassava, you can’t get fig

You put a hog in a palace, it still remain a pig

I say you stupid married man

Run and threw ring on she hand

You know is horn you goin' get

And when you get it you want to cut off she neck

Some of them will have a girl for donkey years

And will abide with her numerous love affairs

She could have man from John John to Tableland

Well they cry to she but want to kill the man

But when they married it’s a different score

Licks like fire if she talk to the neighbour next door

Always pulling and tugging she

Like if they get she in a sale at Kirpalani

When they married they playing boss

They get so jealous, they get so cross

But if you plant cassava, you can’t get fig

You put a hog in a palace, it still remain a pig

I say you dotish married man

Run and put ring on she hand

You know is horn you goin' get

And when you get it you want to cut off she neck

Whoopsie, mama!

Listen to meh gospel:

Take my advice, I’m sure you will agree

It’s you who breaking up your marriage with jealousy

If you see your girl in my Kapitan

Maybe a drop I’m giving she so don’t break she hand

You know it’s a wahbeen you married to

So you self have to live like a cascadoo

Stay in you shell with no fault to find

You and she is two of a kind

When you married stop playing boss

Stop getting jealous, stop getting cross

When you plant cassava, you can’t get fig

You put a hog in a palace, it still remain a pig

I say you stupid married man

Run and threw ring on she hand

Ah man you know is horn you goin' get

And when you get it you want to cut off she neck