Not For Me - Michael Christmas

I wake up early in the morning and eat dinner food

Most likely microwavable 'cause I don’t feel like makin' bigger moves

I will go back to sleep, but guilt trippin' me

I smoke and wait till the proper hour to sip

I read texts to get back to but don’t get back to

I do my hair natural, so I look like a asshole

It’s hard for me to tweak, 'cause you don’t give a fuck

They say, «You ugly, Michael Christmas,» well, that’s just my luck

I’m gon' shut this whole shit down and they gon' pay for damages

I need the biggest plate around, I’m tired of eatin' sandwiches

I know my life look bad, but that shit look good to me

And one of these bullshit lives they livin' might be what you need

But that’s just not for me

It’s not for me, it’s not for me

That’s just not for me

It’s not for me, it’s not for me

That’s just not for me

It’s not for me, I’m honestly just trying not to die

Of an anxiety attack, see in the club I be shy

And at the bar, I spend my money like it come from the sky (fuck it)

And afterwards, my dick don’t work and I wake up feelin' tired

I’d rather hit the joint, you niggas missed the point of gettin' money

Dippin', join the riches, when you niggas gettin' money?

Let me learn you somethin', that’s why I be bummy

'Cause niggas love to smile and stick you in the neck for money

Don’t fall victim of bitch nigga syndrome

Herman Man should get a HM as my emblem

I’m gon' shut this whole shit down

They gon' pay for damages, then pay me for another round

Want another sound?

Get the fuck out

In my room, daydream of girls gettin' dug out

Then I’m back to doin' me, talkin' both ways

Two-day contract, nigga slept both days

I’m gon' shut this whole shit down and they gon' pay for damages

I need the biggest plate around, I’m tired of eatin' sandwiches

I know my life look bad, but that shit look good to me

And one of these bullshit lives they livin' might be what you need

But that’s just not for me

It’s not for me, it’s not for me

That’s just not for me

It’s not for me, it’s not for me

But that’s just not for me

All you niggas livin' online, man, it’s not for me

I spend more time in my bed than I spend anywhere else

Don’t let this rap shit fool you, it’s boring

This my favorite part of everyday.

Just makin' some shit for y’all to lay in

your own bed and listen to

I’m gon' shut this whole shit down and they gon' pay for damages

I need the biggest plate around, I’m tired of eatin' sandwiches

I know my life look bad, but that shit look good to me

And one of these bullshit lives they livin' might be what you need

But that’s just not for me

It’s not for me, it’s not for me

That’s just not for me

It’s not for me, it’s not for me

That’s just not for me