Divorce Me C.O.D. - Merle Travis

Just bought me a great long ticket

I’m gonna use it at 4 PM

So you can call your secret love

And tell the news to him

You thought your little romance

Was on the strict Q. T

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q

Divorce me C.O.D

I won’t be 'round to hear you cry

I’m Texas bound, and bye and bye

You can reach me down in Dallas

General delivery

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q

Divorce me C.O.D

There’s gonna come a day, gal

When you’ll be feelin' blue

You’ll find that you can’t pay your bills

With a little ole' I.O.U

That dynamite you’re messin' with

May be T.N.T

So if you want your freedom P.D.Q

Divorce me C.O.D

No need to fall

Down on your knees

'Cause I know all

My A.B.C.'s

I ain’t no college 'fessor

I ain’t got no P.H.D

But if you want your freedom P.D.Q

Divorce me C.O.D