Fiddle Breakdown - Merle Haggard

Back in '96 in my Michael Jordan jersey

French fries curly, cool with it, raising Tamagachis

Dick 3 and a half, the same as a floppy

Nerf guns loaded and we shootin at y’all motherfuckers

We ain’t getting hoes, but we getting soda

And we was fucking with the swag of The Fresh Prince

Ain’t nothing like when you had mad tokens left

In that arcade balling

Watching tickets falling

Pegging stupid bitches in the motherfucking ball pit

Landline calling

Chilling at the mall

And if this the type of shit that you recall well then

Let me hear you shout

If you grew up in the 90's

Then you know what I’m about

Don’t you wish we could rewind it

I wish we could, man I really miss it

Cause we having fun all day

Slept all night

Best ten years of our whole damn lives

Blowing on a cartridge, a lot of fucking farting

I would give it all up, if I could restart it

Sitting on the school bus

Flipping through some Goosebumps

A minute 'til I’m shitting out the school lunch

Wanna know what cool was?

Starter jackets, Jock jams, and Pop Rocks

Sega in my room, baby boom shaka laka

Lot of slammers in my pocket, flippin them pogs

And I knew every modem noise in ma aol login

On that Oregon Trail

With Keenan & Kell

I was jerkin off daily, TRL

But that Saved by the Bell

Was on some fuckin hot shit

OJ to jail, oh wait that glove did not fit

Short shorts Stockton

Beanie Baby profits

And NBA on NBC if you remember watching

Remember getting greeted with Scholastic mags

I hated it reading but it made me need that shit so bad

And we was spinning that bottle, de-prude hoes

Winning full throttle, Nintendo

Switch the flow up, getting donuts

Fruit roll ups, wishing we could be a grown up

Being so dumb, fucking with the kid, call me Lil Dicky Griffey

And my koosh balls big, man I think I had 50

Love those mentos ads

There were ten boy bands

I had ten ring pops on my hands

Plus I love that Nick at Nite time

Kicks had lights

Shine brighter than some tights when they was tag team fighting

Shout out to Topanga

Fuck you know about Jenga?

Best head ever from a Pez dispenser