Mrs. Potato Head - Melanie Martinez

If you weren’t born with it

You can buy a couple ornaments

Just be sure to read the warning, kids

'Cause pretty soon you’ll be bored of it, ha-ha

Sexual, hey girl, if you wanna feel sexual

You can always call up a professional

They stick pins in you like a vegetable, ha-ha

Kids forever, kids forever

Baby soft skin turns into leather

Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic

No one will love you if you’re unattractive

Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me

Is it true that pain is beauty?

Does a new face come with a warranty?

Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me

How did you afford her surgery?

Do you swear you’ll stay forever?

Even if her face don’t stay together

Even if her face don’t stay together

If you want a little more confidence

Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it’s common sense

All you need’s a couple more condiments

And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments, ha-ha

It’s such a waste

When little girls grow into their mother’s face

But little girls are learning how to cut and paste

And pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha-ha

Kids forever, kids forever

Baby soft skin turns into leather

Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic

No one will love you if you’re unattractive

Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me

Is it true that pain is beauty?

Does a new face come with a warranty?

Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me

How did you afford her surgery?

Do you swear you’ll stay forever?

Even if her face don’t stay together

Stay forever, stay forever

Even if her face don’t stay together

Stay forever, stay forever

Even if her face don’t stay together

Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me

Is it true that pain is beauty?

Does a new face come with a warranty?

Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me

How did you afford her surgery?

Do you swear you’ll stay forever?

Even if her face don’t stay together

Stay forever, stay forever

Even if her face don’t stay together

Stay forever, stay forever

Even if her face don’t stay together

Stay forever, stay forever

Even if her face don’t stay together

Stay forever, stay forever

Even if her face don’t stay together